lifeweightsandpavement:

thedreadpiratejames:

squishyslut:

found this on fb thought you guys’d like it. original link

maybe the doctors should take some time off and let natural selection do it’s work

This is gold…

Are you fucking kidding me? This really shouldn’t surprise me all that much, but it does..

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indikos:

lovelyandbrown:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

Holy schnikes.

Then why the fuck am I so broke

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Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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What I’ve Learned:
1. A girl can lose feelings for you over night.
2. A kiss can be just that, a kiss. Completely meaningless.
3. Love can be one sided but I still wonder if that is love at all
4. Never beg for someone to stay or to love you. You shouldn’t have to beg for someone to be a part of your life or to love you. You deserve better than that.
5. Stop breaking your ribs to make space for those who do not belong there.
6. Learning to breathe again is harder than the doctors said it would be.
7. I don’t know what hurts more at night; being alone or being in love.
8. Laying with someone in bed at night is temporary. It won’t get rid of the lonely. You will still wake up and leave in the morning with a heavy heart and no hand to hold.
9. Sometimes the sky rains gasoline instead of water and you have to be strong enough and ignore the urge to set yourself on fire.
10. I will be okay someday. Bad things happen for no reason sometimes and things end but that shouldn’t mean you should come to an end too. The ocean will always have waves; I just have to learn to swim through them for a bit longer.
11. The stretch marks I left on my mother from birth will not be another suicide letter I never finished.
— Oliver Nolau (via tywin)

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bunbijou:

(girl cracks her knuckles looking at me intimidatingly) (i blush)

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weareclampfans:

Tha Clow Cards

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thoughtfully-thinking:

Superfood popsicle! I’m going to have a lot of fun with this new popsicle mold. Base is blended mango, peaches, and almond milk. Mixed in goji berries, chia seeds, and mulberries. 👍 

Hella jealous. Looks really yummy!!

thoughtfully-thinking:

Superfood popsicle! I’m going to have a lot of fun with this new popsicle mold. Base is blended mango, peaches, and almond milk. Mixed in goji berries, chia seeds, and mulberries. 👍

Hella jealous. Looks really yummy!!

ask-gallows-callibrator:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

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